February 2012
18 posts
:D Good party
You’re not the only person who exists. I know YOU think you’re great and I’m sure your mummy thinks you’re just swell
but seriously, pull your head out of your ass. You’re not the only person in the class and just because you monopolise the teachers attention doesn’t make you their ‘favourite’ in fact I’m pretty sure they find you annoying.
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It's weird and probably really gross, but I really...
January 2012
34 posts
Straight women: Neil Patrick Harris is sexy.
Gay guys: Neil Patrick Harris is sexy.
Straight guys: Neil Patrick Harris is sexy.
Lesbians: Neil Patrick Harris is sexy.
Neil Patrick Harris: Neil Patrick Harris is sexy.
When annoying kids from my primary school posts...
"I always loved you the best Sid." -- Tony Stonem
Girl on facebook: ‘Like this status and I’ll like my favourite photo of you.’
Ha! I see what you did there… you created the perfect excuse to go creeping
“They say I’m up and coming like I’m fucking in an elevator.”
– ‘You need me, I don’t need you - Ed Sheeran
:\ awkiedoodles
I have no idea what just happened..
a list of things I DO know at this point in time: 1) I am confused as to what just happened 2) Auditioning for drama schools and acting courses is going to cost me; two legs, four pure breed puppies, a penthouse apartment on the upper east side of New York, 74 iPhones, 207 iPads and a pyramid from Egypt to be shipped in it’s entirety from Egypt to...
